Irs Demotivational Poster
SENIOR MOMENT -
BODYSTAIRS - When facepalm is not enough.
INSTANT KARMA -
STEREOTYPES - Some people live their entire lives depending on them
Fall in love? -
THE FIRST FIVE DAYS - After the weekend are the hardest ...
IF AT FIRST -
FIRST MAN IN SPACE -
CTHULHU'S CHOICE OF LIBATION - What the the spawn of the stars drinks after a long day of being worshipped by gullible humans.
TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY -
FALLING DOWN -
MEESE - Canada's First Line Of Defense
MOONSHINE - America's First Roofies
Momma was right! -
TOUGH CHILDHOOD -
BEAUTY - Sure, it's in the eye of the beholder, but I'll still rip your leg off if you say otherwise.
WHO SAYS - Video Games don't pay off in real life?
ORIGINAL GANGSTER SKATERS - You know you are old school if this was your first board
MINDS - Are like parachutes; they work best when open But make the greatest impact when closed
LUNCH TIME - a sippy cup isn't going to cut it
FIGHTING ALLIGATORS - It's not an activity for the handicapped.
FANCY PANDA - I'd love to have a glass of brandy after I finish this bamboo stick.
A MAJOR AWARD - Should look great next to all those participation ribbons
I'M NOT SURE - What kind of swallow is that?
SCENE - Bowie did it first.
HOTNESS - Next time you are trying to look hot make sure your dog has water in his bowl
OH MAH GAWD, - WHY HASN'T I KNOCKED FIRST?!
STAIRCASES - Unfortunately, the locals were unaware of the dangers when M.C. Escher said he wanted to design their staircases.
POWERTHIRST - It's energy for men! MENERGY!!!
JUST REMEMBER - there's always someone who has it worse keep your goals in sight and take that first step
FIRST LOVE -
SHOPAHOLIC - He got it all online. Al he had to do was follow the link.
IN TWENTY-THREE STATES - Guys Can Marry Their First Cousins As Long As The First Cousin Isn't Another Guy
DENTAL HYGIENE - When your chicklets are that big and obtrusive, they'd better be whiter than an Alaskan's can in January.
CHOICES - MADE SIMPLE
THE IRS -
PICKING UP THE PACE -
OH YA!!! -
IRONY - Is being the person who gets annoyed when drunk people get loud But when you drink, you are the first one to start singing
RUNNING WITH POINTY OBJECTS - Not Limited to Scissors
PLEASE BE SAFE - Always wear a condiment
KILLING SPREE -
AL-QAEDA RESORT & SUMMER CAMP - Start um' Young!
YEE-HAW!!! - Giddyup, little wiener-doggie! Hah! Time to round up all the tiny livestock! Ride 'em, crabboy!
For The Love Of Money -
SPRINKLER HEAD - Scratched from the Preakness
FIRST ATTEMPT - Sometimes there's no excuse for: "I have done this before sir"
THE FIRST SIGN OF INFECTION... - I am sorry, but as you can see the infection has reached her heart... Mickitosis is incurable...
KIRSTIE ALLEY - Damn woman, lay off them Twinkies!
AMERICA - World's third biggest nation, world's first biggest ego
AIRSOFT GUN -
CHAIRWAY TO HEAVEN - Why don't you take a seat over there...
THIRST - Sometimes, it's just too much to take.
STAIRWAY TO VERTIGO -
MY FIRST CAR - Yeah, it was used & kinda old but at least the brakes worked.
O. S. H. A. - We Don't Need No Stinking O. S. H. A.
THE FIRST DATE - Can be a little awkward, if you lied on your e-Harmony profile.
THE TRASH HEAP - Always a good idea to call ahead before you visit!
FIRST DAUGHTERS' NIGHTMARES - Even they know their father's stimulus plan is a catastrophic disaster.
FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH -
TAKE IT EASY -
ELEMENTARY SCHOOL SUBSTITUTE TEACHER -
The 80's -
A SIMPLE PLAN -
THE FIRST TIME - My Motifake Was Approved, Even My Toes Had Smiles On Them
EVEN THE MARINES - Make way for the Predators
STAIRS - You're doing it wrong.
SAFETY - first?
GRAND THEFT AIRSHIP - Nothing brings down real estate prices like a good old-fashioned holy war.
THERE'S AN OLD MAN - Sittin' next to me
PROBABILITIES - The universe laughs at them
"STRAZ" - Is that his last-name? ....nice...
FIRST STEP -
FIRST IMPRESSIONS - Sometimes, you can say the right things at the right times. Other times, you just look like a fool. It happens.
ABBOT & COSTELLO -
NEVER - fight fair
NO MATTER WHAT -
FIRST DATES -
DON'T YOU HATE IT -
PREMIUM QUALITY -
YOU NEVER FORGET -
HAMMERHEAD SHARKS -
MY FIRST CAR - We never got on well So I took it out back and shot it
FIRST CEDAR FORK RIVER -
AIRSOFT - Get your taste of killing...without the death.
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