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Irs Demotivational Poster


SENIOR MOMENT -


TAGS: first extinction ark humor
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - April 19, 2012, 12:41 am

Thanks!~
ughomer - April 18, 2012, 6:07 pm
Funny as I'll get out, LG!


MOTIFAKE'S -


TAGS: motifake first unofficial iq test we all failed
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

MissPriss - December 5, 2014, 9:34 pm
Left...right?
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:50 pm
my brains tell me I don't even have to know graphics to (hopefully) do witty sentences on motifake
ICEMAN - October 6, 2011, 12:37 am
Yep, the bong was empty.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2011, 3:22 am
I looked left, there was a bong there, I got distracted....that was 4 hours ago. Do I still fail?


BODYSTAIRS - When facepalm is not enough.




INSTANT KARMA -


TAGS: honey i think his first name was sarge or something
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:22 pm
Sounds like wives that can't mind their own business kill as many people as guns. Anyone else take that away from this?
redhdsrbst - June 15, 2010, 9:26 pm
Where can I get me two of them signs ... I need a left hander and a right hander :D
CANADA - June 15, 2010, 8:22 am
I love that sign!


STEREOTYPES - Some people live their entire lives depending on them




Fall in love? -




THE FIRST FIVE DAYS - After the weekend are the hardest ...




IF AT FIRST -


TAGS: airstrike
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Airman

Zetsubel - May 24, 2011, 12:12 pm
Luvit. 5L.


FIRST MAN IN SPACE -


TAGS: yuri gagarin first man in space
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 24, 2013, 3:37 am
Nice! 5L
tellitlikeitis - April 10, 2011, 7:17 pm
I never saw this one, 5 L's for the lack of oxygen.
hasanjon - April 10, 2011, 12:01 pm
it unlikely
hasanjon - April 10, 2011, 12:01 pm
Your A g** wat is wrong with dude
Hawamleh - November 17, 2010, 9:31 am
haha 5ls from me
TheHallow1 - November 17, 2010, 2:33 am
Very unlikely.


CTHULHU'S CHOICE OF LIBATION - What the the spawn of the stars drinks after a long day of being worshipped by gullible humans.


TAGS: cthulhu stay thirsty
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by FatherTyme

GreyWolfe - June 21, 2011, 4:38 am
Loving the bendy straw. But am I the only person that notices the misconception that Cthulhu is one of the old gods? It's the high priest, not a god. lol Sorry, random thoughts at 3am. :D
Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 10:01 pm
Cool poster. I think the text in the picture should have been underneath.. Just saying
Greeny - June 18, 2011, 9:17 pm
the bendy straw lol


TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY -


TAGS: pirate error cat kitten sirstuffington
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

ytrewq - May 6, 2014, 11:40 am
Kill zoophil!
lgvernon - September 20, 2013, 6:43 pm

Our shelter has a feral spay program so I'm going to pick up a live trap and see if I can catch her for spaying. I feel so bad about the kittens. I wonder what could have killed them. Seems to me that if it was infectious, mama would be dead too.
lgvernon - September 20, 2013, 6:41 pm

The other one was an orange tabby. Both had long tails. The white one disappeared right away. Yesterday I found the orange one dead in our garage. Haven't seen mama kitty in a week or more. She just showed up in the back garden.
lgvernon - September 20, 2013, 6:39 pm

We've had a feral manx cat on our place, off and on, for a couple of years. She showed up about 3 weeks ago with two kittens she was clearly weaning. One of them was really, really beautiful~~white with orange points and a tabby tail.
5150monkeylove - September 20, 2013, 3:40 pm
Sir Stuffington and two siblings survived a raccoon attack on their family. The other two kittens are ok. The shelter I work for is footing the bill for his care while he is in a foster home. His main injuries were a broken jaw and a lost eye.
lgvernon - September 19, 2013, 5:40 pm

I will have to go see!~
5150monkeylove - September 19, 2013, 4:19 pm
The kittens name is Sir Stuffington. He has his own facebook page even.
lgvernon - September 19, 2013, 12:36 pm

Don't be sweet-talkin' me, now. I gets all...twitchy.
5150monkeylove - September 19, 2013, 12:27 pm
I have been mostly on the Poster Evolution thread in the forums. I be near ye, yarr scurvy-ridden sea dog.
lgvernon - September 19, 2013, 12:21 pm

Was wonderin' where the Monkey be. On a sea trip, huh? 5Arrrs!~


FALLING DOWN -


TAGS: slinkies stairs
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Bull

WTFO - June 6, 2013, 12:11 am
My mistake. Looks like this one has been overdone. In addition, I ended up using the same pic as Bull. I apologize, it was unintentional. Guess it really is a great topic for a motifake since 4 of us have used it.
agdaniele - March 27, 2011, 7:53 pm
LOL! It wasn't intentional, Pzy! We try to forget!
pzykosiz - March 27, 2011, 7:45 pm
yay, someone remembered me
agdaniele - March 26, 2011, 3:44 pm
And yet, you regularly fail to mee those needs, ice. Sigh.
ICEMAN - March 26, 2011, 1:34 am
As in special needs.
ICEMAN - March 26, 2011, 1:25 am
No worries dude. It happens to us all. Well, most of us. It doesn't happen to Aggy. He is special. Very special.
Bull - March 26, 2011, 1:22 am
My bad .. The one time I don't check tag words I get burned.
agdaniele - March 26, 2011, 12:43 am
125640
ICEMAN - March 26, 2011, 12:27 am
93407


MEESE - Canada's First Line Of Defense


TAGS: meese canada first line defense
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by Drall

moooooooooooooooo - May 10, 2009, 8:35 pm
She was carving her initials in th..........freaky deja vu..............mooooooooooooo out.
MO - May 10, 2009, 8:33 pm
Thank god that meese didn't bite your niece....
Sean - May 10, 2009, 8:31 pm
A meese once bit my sisters.
MO - May 10, 2009, 8:23 pm
I hate meeses to pieces...es!!! And that's only one moose or is that white spot a mouse?


MOONSHINE - America's First Roofies




Momma was right! -




TOUGH CHILDHOOD -


TAGS: first world problems gameboy calendar
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by caveman

nicholsjoshua15 - March 8, 2013, 6:55 pm
I feel sorry for these children. Not having a video game console. First world problems is trying to stay afloat while helping these poor people.
Chrysophase2003 - April 14, 2012, 8:50 pm
Is it a tough childhood if you never make it to adulthood? Or just a tough life?
GaryO - April 12, 2012, 7:11 pm
Yup, quite refreshing, Cave. Always a delight to see yer art.
Reality Lord - April 12, 2012, 5:58 pm

fav'd and fived. flawless


BISHOP -


TAGS: mexican word day stairs bishop fall
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

ICEMAN - March 26, 2011, 2:18 am
Classic.
BoneCD - February 7, 2009, 9:53 am
LMAO good one ... lets just call it lazy Spanish
Scorpio7 - February 7, 2009, 9:10 am
In actuality, there are no "Mexican" words at all. This series of insults should be titled, "SPANISH Word Of The Day."


SLINKY -


TAGS: slinky fall down stairs pzy
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

MaxxFordham - August 31, 2011, 2:57 am
Oops, that was supposed to go as a main posting, rather than a sub. Sorry about that.
MaxxFordham - August 31, 2011, 2:56 am
Now how do I get the guy who made that picture to edit the errant apostrophe out of the caption?
Ed-Hyde - January 7, 2011, 2:50 pm
5 classic L's. that joke has been around forever, but it's still priceless.
agdaniele - January 7, 2011, 1:34 pm
Yes!


BEAUTY - Sure, it's in the eye of the beholder, but I'll still rip your leg off if you say otherwise.


TAGS: wolf beauty first skul leg
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by Skulrath

EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2011, 11:58 am
Was this wolf a student at Heidelberg?
Skulrath - October 20, 2011, 5:41 pm
Well thank you!
commander9249 - October 18, 2011, 10:01 pm
nice
CloudchaserS - October 14, 2011, 6:24 am
Oh well, thanx anyway :-)
Skulrath - October 13, 2011, 10:56 am
I have no idea, but I loved it too. I found it on Google while looking up "Wolf". Also, I know the caption and stuff probably isn't too good, but this is my first :D
CloudchaserS - October 13, 2011, 12:39 am
I have got to know who did that art so I can go see more of their works!


WHO SAYS - Video Games don't pay off in real life?


TAGS: video games first person shooter
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by Koradan

Ptwist - November 29, 2009, 11:35 pm
You don't need a headsh** with a rifle that big.
Ouch - September 20, 2009, 5:04 pm
BOOM! HEADSh**!


LIARS -


TAGS: sharks reciting i am a nice shark not a mindless eating machine if i am to change this image i must first change myself people are friends not food so i misquoted nemo
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by rerun

jameswnash - October 10, 2010, 8:23 pm
5 nibbles for Bruce!


ORIGINAL GANGSTER SKATERS - You know you are old school if this was your first board


TAGS: original gangster skater first board
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Budog

EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 11:02 am
1960, San Diego! The second one wasn't rectangular, and had an old, used rink skate pounded flat for it's wheels, rather than sidewalk skates.
Iconoclast - June 12, 2011, 6:11 pm
Old school? No, just old. And we survived without helmets or knee pads or elbow pads.


MINDS - Are like parachutes; they work best when open But make the greatest impact when closed


TAGS: first impression is very important
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Sho

crankyhead - May 19, 2011, 9:24 pm
5pectacular
forseti - May 19, 2011, 4:25 am
awesome!
Sho - May 18, 2011, 11:45 pm
Thx all :)
Feasibly - May 18, 2011, 11:43 pm
That's a 5 for Sho!
crazyman - May 18, 2011, 10:01 pm
My mind just exploded
spacedog - May 18, 2011, 8:01 pm
Boom! 5L


LUNCH TIME - a sippy cup isn't going to cut it




FIGHTING ALLIGATORS - It's not an activity for the handicapped.




FANCY PANDA - I'd love to have a glass of brandy after I finish this bamboo stick.


TAGS: panda my first motifake
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by TestTubeBaby

Hawamleh - November 9, 2010, 3:50 pm
Your Boy ?
CpnKangaroo - November 9, 2010, 2:02 pm
gave my boy a hand with his first one


A MAJOR AWARD - Should look great next to all those participation ribbons




THIRSTY? -


TAGS: thirsty thursday hmmm spiderlicious cold refreshing motifake calendar daily theme april 2015
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - April 7, 2015, 8:52 am
ROTFL! I picked up my coffee cup yesterday (Monday) to find it full of ants! No cream. No sugar. Just coffee. It only sat there for about 10-15 minutes---EW!!!!! 5 creeped out lions!


I'M NOT SURE - What kind of swallow is that?




SCENE - Bowie did it first.


TAGS: scene bowie first
Rating: 3.37/5

More motifakes by evrae

Cubbybear - April 18, 2010, 3:26 pm
One of my all time favorite films


HOTNESS - Next time you are trying to look hot make sure your dog has water in his bowl




OH MAH GAWD, - WHY HASN'T I KNOCKED FIRST?!


TAGS: cat scared knocked door first
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by Benlulz

Benlulz - September 14, 2010, 1:40 am
K thx guys ^^
agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 11:17 pm
It took me 3 read-throughs before I got the laugh.... unfortunately, I voted after the first read.
Faceplant31 - September 13, 2010, 3:39 pm
Yea wat they said. IMO it is a decent poster but it is old school internet humor so it wont be liked all to well in this day in age.
GreyScorpion - September 13, 2010, 3:17 pm
makes me want a cheezburger...and to hit you with a broom, or a hammer. j/k, forget the broom. :) there are lots of threads and people to help you, all you have to do is invest a little effort in reading, and don't be afraid to ask a question.
Benlulz - September 13, 2010, 3:09 pm
:D
5150monkeylove - September 13, 2010, 2:48 pm
check out the forum thread "noob questions" and run ideas by other, more experienced MFers.
Benlulz - September 13, 2010, 2:41 pm
Comment please, i wna know what you guys think of this poster... is it just another lame poster ? is it good? give me tips for my next one , im just a beginner ^^


STAIRCASES - Unfortunately, the locals were unaware of the dangers when M.C. Escher said he wanted to design their staircases.


TAGS: escher stairs staircases locals wtf
Rating: 2.65/5

More motifakes by Kevin

Chron139 - July 17, 2009, 8:26 pm
Is this a real place?
Seth P - August 16, 2008, 6:33 pm
Love it!


POWERTHIRST - It's energy for men! MENERGY!!!


TAGS: power thirst powerthirst kenyans menergy shocklate meth crystal meth rocket can rocketcan rawberry snake eyes anna kournikova
Rating: 2.16/5

More motifakes by cblake

GoForthAndDie - November 9, 2008, 5:23 pm
He's just a sucker with no self-esteem/Oh wayo, yeah, yeah
Tony-USAF - September 24, 2008, 4:47 pm
Mother Nature will be like "sloooow doooown" and you'll be like, "fu*k you!" and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!
Arpaleggia - September 13, 2008, 5:45 pm
Lmao! Menergy!


JUST REMEMBER - there's always someone who has it worse keep your goals in sight and take that first step


TAGS: step life stairs
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by guyfox

Tarapin - April 12, 2011, 2:00 am
That's cool as hell, anyone know where that is?
guyfox - December 26, 2010, 11:59 pm
obviously a spammer
5150monkeylove - December 26, 2010, 11:15 pm
Not you Guyfox... the previous person who has posted trying to sell stuff.
5150monkeylove - December 26, 2010, 11:13 pm
can someone ban this piece of crap already?
guyfox - December 24, 2010, 12:44 am
that would be so sweet......just like Ace Ventura
Marlfox - December 24, 2010, 12:41 am
anybody got a slinky?
Donkasaurus - December 23, 2010, 10:37 pm
Haha, I love it guyfox. This reminds me of the stairs they have at the ruins of tulum. They're almost like ladders they're so steep and narrow!


ROBBERS -




FIRST LOVE -




SHOPAHOLIC - He got it all online. Al he had to do was follow the link.


TAGS: link shopping high credit limit first credit card oops
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Freezzy - June 13, 2010, 11:20 pm
Where is the Big Goron Sword!! I demand to know!!
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 7:06 pm
Ever wonder where he puts it all if he does not have pockets on those tights of his? Yes, this is a rhetorical question. I really don't want to know. Thanks.
Screamin Daemon - December 21, 2009, 9:51 am
So true. I wonder why I never saw it this way before.


IN TWENTY-THREE STATES - Guys Can Marry Their First Cousins As Long As The First Cousin Isn't Another Guy


TAGS: first cousin marraige
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Retrochcop

andy30 - February 13, 2013, 7:53 pm
In MA, NJ, VT, CT and RI you and your g** first cousin can marry.
thatonechick - February 20, 2010, 4:33 pm
No, he probably saw the same news story I did. :
boeweizer - February 20, 2010, 11:24 am
boredom
rerun - February 20, 2010, 10:37 am

why would anybody even search this?


DENTAL HYGIENE - When your chicklets are that big and obtrusive, they'd better be whiter than an Alaskan's can in January.




CHOICES - MADE SIMPLE


TAGS: escalator stairs
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by ughomer

GaryO - April 13, 2012, 8:56 am
That it do. Mine’s been travelin’ the down escalator lately. It’s a nice scene at the top, but can’t recall how many floors are left……..
ughomer - April 13, 2012, 8:47 am
Lets your mind get some excercize, hey Gar?
GaryO - April 13, 2012, 8:16 am
Nice one UG...simple, clean, nice poster
spypengen - April 12, 2012, 9:51 pm
let's see should i be fat and take the escilater or be in shape and be faster than fat people durring the zompie apocalyps?


THE IRS -


TAGS: irs have what takes theirs
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Ism

RexyD - April 17, 2013, 1:25 am
No. That's a very capitalist view.
Bolverk3778 - April 16, 2013, 7:55 pm
For an arm of a democratic government they have a very socialist view which can be summed up as 'Whats yours is mine, whats mine is my own'


PICKING UP THE PACE -


TAGS: tunnel stairsteps hand rail
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

Feasibly - December 30, 2011, 7:13 am
Thx RL...the image is my current wallpaper.
Reality Lord - December 29, 2011, 5:33 pm

this...is great feas.


OH YA!!! -


TAGS: remember when your first
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - August 4, 2011, 7:42 pm
Thanks RL, It's good to be back
Reality Lord - August 4, 2011, 7:23 pm

awe5ome. love the style bone.
BoneCD - August 3, 2011, 8:18 pm
Hope you were able to clean it up....lmao
champ99 - August 3, 2011, 2:53 pm
Crap,,,I 5pit coffee on my monitor.


IRONY - Is being the person who gets annoyed when drunk people get loud But when you drink, you are the first one to start singing




RUNNING WITH POINTY OBJECTS - Not Limited to Scissors




GUEST -


TAGS: stairs girl haunt ghost alone
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Sho

holymoly - May 7, 2012, 9:59 am
"Antigonish"
Hawamleh - May 7, 2012, 8:43 am
I see sho's starting to dabble in hard drugs haha 5ls
Zetmonk - May 7, 2012, 7:08 am
My, Sho is slightly strange today. Good in 'n really bad way strange.
Rabbitearsblog - May 7, 2012, 1:35 am
OMG! This poster is epic!
Reality Lord - May 6, 2012, 7:43 pm

ok...that yellow duckie avatar is really starting to creep the [email protected]#k out of me.


FOOLS -


TAGS: first name mister middle name period last name t
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:40 am
Yes!


PLEASE BE SAFE - Always wear a condiment




KILLING SPREE -


TAGS: thank you have a nice day forgot to mention the twenty mile drive one way to get there in the first place
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

timebomb - October 21, 2009, 11:12 am
5 Leopards for Haarakkon.
Sean - October 16, 2009, 10:26 pm
A high quality poster with a hilarious disclaimer. This is a brilliant one-of-a-kind Motifake.
Derek - September 1, 2009, 7:28 pm
Snow Leopard! I've been waiting for the upgrade!
Haarakkon - August 12, 2009, 7:43 pm
Turns out 4:15 AM is not a real good time to start even a simple hardware project. Who knew?
Sean - August 12, 2009, 4:44 pm
Great. Lingerie shopping, eh?
LogicDude - August 12, 2009, 11:22 am
Spree candy - love'em! They're like little petrified SweetTarts!
bOB cHIN - August 12, 2009, 10:52 am
Killing Spree...Shopping Spree...Spree...love the word!
spacedog - August 12, 2009, 10:30 am
LOL! Been there.


AL-QAEDA RESORT & SUMMER CAMP - Start um' Young!




YEE-HAW!!! - Giddyup, little wiener-doggie! Hah! Time to round up all the tiny livestock! Ride 'em, crabboy!




For The Love Of Money -


TAGS: taxes irs work email incompetence
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - June 22, 2014, 10:53 pm
LoL...
EmilioDumphque - June 22, 2014, 9:55 pm
The IRS Motto: We Fund Freedom. Got a problem with that?


Clairsentience -




SPRINKLER HEAD - Scratched from the Preakness




FIRST ATTEMPT - Sometimes there's no excuse for: "I have done this before sir"


TAGS: worst first attempt thanks rick69
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - March 20, 2012, 4:41 pm
Why thank you Carebear, much appreciated, I try... sometimes something like this surfaces
carebear - March 20, 2012, 4:35 pm
(carebear BANNED)
M0rd3kaI - March 20, 2012, 4:28 pm
Well... 'strictly speaking' I hope he sent you that due to the humour and not thinking that the pic itself is a fail :/
Rick69 - March 20, 2012, 11:42 am
Pointless now but, strictly speaking, I just yelled "picture of epic fail - stat"... my mate in the next room sent me this link over... so yeah... once again college life rules :D
M0rd3kaI - March 20, 2012, 9:20 am
Lol, yes, the idea was not there until the picture made it's way into the... well picture, so I thank you very much and put a thanks in the tags as well if you look closely ;)
Rick69 - March 19, 2012, 6:57 pm
So you actually did use that picture... :)


THE FIRST SIGN OF INFECTION... - I am sorry, but as you can see the infection has reached her heart... Mickitosis is incurable...


TAGS: the first sign of infection mickey mouse plague
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Chef

GreyScorpion - May 17, 2010, 9:23 pm
Chompers is known for his hazel nut
BoneCD - May 17, 2010, 9:20 pm
either that or it s******ed the "Tea Bag"
GreyScorpion - May 17, 2010, 9:18 pm
it's just an inflammed Mickey, too much time in the van
ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 8:00 pm
Someone seems to have a mouse fixation.


KIRSTIE ALLEY - Damn woman, lay off them Twinkies!


TAGS: jabba fat kirstie alley poop retarded random funny
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by Titsman

[email protected] - February 9, 2010, 1:34 am
Stay off my lawn!!
Bovee - February 8, 2010, 5:35 pm
@grey that was cold but i still laughed.
GreyScorpion - February 8, 2010, 5:21 pm
Last I heard, she was ordering Yeodawg pies from h**mail...
[email protected] - February 8, 2010, 5:15 pm
My bad last i heard she was buying whole pies and eating them in her car in the parking lot with a plastic fork.


AMERICA - World's third biggest nation, world's first biggest ego




AIRSOFT GUN -


TAGS: airsoft gun train
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by etgarg

aesop's folly - October 27, 2009, 7:43 pm
?, *spock eyebrow raise


CHAIRWAY TO HEAVEN - Why don't you take a seat over there...


TAGS: our chairs will block out the sun
Rating: 2.45/5

More motifakes by brnn19

rerun - September 15, 2010, 8:52 pm

440, I may approve it just for the hell pf in, maybe not for the same reasons
Zealot - September 15, 2010, 8:39 pm
no buying your way in?
440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 8:21 pm
well get used 2 it, as soon as the dust clears I'm reposting it under one of mine
rerun - September 15, 2010, 7:32 pm

inferior or not, it is no excuse...this only means you found a better copy posted elsewhere and submitted as your own.....yet again an example of plagerism
forseti - September 15, 2010, 3:02 pm
this one is better than the old one. i like it, 5 lions from me ;)
Ed-Hyde - September 15, 2010, 1:47 pm
It's regularly suggested to new motifakers to utilize the search function. I thought I'd seen 'Chairway' before and found it in 30 seconds. Keep submitting, but take a moment to make sure you are being original.
brnn19 - September 15, 2010, 1:43 pm
Haven't seen it before, inferior work, though.
Ed-Hyde - September 15, 2010, 1:38 pm
74493


THIRST - Sometimes, it's just too much to take.




3D -




STAIRWAY TO VERTIGO -




MY FIRST CAR - Yeah, it was used & kinda old but at least the brakes worked.


TAGS: first car flintstone mobile
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

rerun - February 11, 2010, 10:51 am

I would love to have this


O. S. H. A. - We Don't Need No Stinking O. S. H. A.




THE FIRST DATE - Can be a little awkward, if you lied on your e-Harmony profile.




THE TRASH HEAP - Always a good idea to call ahead before you visit!


TAGS: he can see you coming and he shoots first
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

CANADA - August 12, 2009, 10:41 am
like it!


FIRST DAUGHTERS' NIGHTMARES - Even they know their father's stimulus plan is a catastrophic disaster.


TAGS: obama first family stimlus red ink debt politics democrats
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

WTFO - August 16, 2009, 6:32 pm
His daughters are going to a private school, so they are more likely to understand the end results of his massive spending practices on their future lives.
Derek - August 16, 2009, 6:20 pm
Because that cartoon is real life isn't it kiddies?


INNOVATION -


TAGS: otto liliental first flight wright bros kittyhawk second
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

hootizz - October 27, 2010, 4:04 am
'sniff sniff.., sob sob'.., it makes me proud to be a kiwi..., who said we couldn't fly.., thankyou agdaniele...
agdaniele - October 26, 2010, 12:00 am
I was hoping you'd appreciate this. Thank you, sir.
Derek - October 25, 2010, 4:24 pm
Oh yes! Well done.


FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH -




TAKE IT EASY -


TAGS: safety first girls cubby
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Reality Lord - July 16, 2010, 2:09 pm

she doesn't mean great...she mean HOLY CRAPPOLA THIS IS SO FRICKIN AWESOME!!!!!"
Sparrowgirl - July 16, 2010, 2:17 am
This is great!
Cubbybear - July 15, 2010, 8:57 pm
LOL...5 wet poodles


ELEMENTARY SCHOOL SUBSTITUTE TEACHER -


TAGS: substitute teacher firs*day
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by dporter8462

Reality Lord - July 14, 2013, 10:52 pm

yup...this is real good.
lgvernon - July 14, 2013, 6:04 pm

This is epic! 5LLLLL and faved!~


The 80's -




A SIMPLE PLAN -


TAGS: carrier launch or first down
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Airman

Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:48 pm
That would be one awfully masochistic woman if so. O.o
hktb40 - November 20, 2011, 10:55 pm
I cannot tell if this is thats what she said joke or not...


SHHHH -




HAIRSTYLES -




THE FIRST TIME - My Motifake Was Approved, Even My Toes Had Smiles On Them




EVEN THE MARINES - Make way for the Predators




STAIRS - You're doing it wrong.


TAGS: stairs
Rating: 2.77/5

More motifakes by Losifer



SAFETY - first?


TAGS: safety first car
Rating: 2.56/5

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agdaniele - January 8, 2010, 11:08 pm
Easy to mock them... but after you lose a few poles, you'd be taking extra measures, too!


GRAND THEFT AIRSHIP - Nothing brings down real estate prices like a good old-fashioned holy war.


TAGS: final fantasy xii 12 ff12 ffxii gta grand theft auto airship
Rating: 2.28/5

More motifakes by sanitizer

Zealot - June 8, 2010, 8:01 pm
ok, wtf?


THERE'S AN OLD MAN - Sittin' next to me




PROBABILITIES - The universe laughs at them




"STRAZ" - Is that his last-name? ....nice...




FIRST STEP -




FIRST IMPRESSIONS - Sometimes, you can say the right things at the right times. Other times, you just look like a fool. It happens.


TAGS: chompers dog towel first impressions
Rating: 4.89/5

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ICEMAN - March 19, 2011, 3:47 am
Heh, heh, heh! Fiver.
agdaniele - August 8, 2010, 1:30 am
Couldn't have captioned this better. 5L!


ABBOT & COSTELLO -


TAGS: who s on first
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by champ99

champ99 - August 2, 2011, 2:59 pm
Thanks RL, that is humbling to be sure.
Reality Lord - August 2, 2011, 2:08 pm

awersome...thought it was an airman champ.


NEVER - fight fair


TAGS: airstrike
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Airman

Tarapin - April 12, 2011, 1:36 am
A wise man once said, there's no such thing as "overkill". There's only "Dead", and "Not dead enough".
LiquidSquid - December 30, 2010, 11:27 am
Over kill is the only way to kill.
TheOne - December 29, 2010, 11:45 am
A man once said if at first you don't succeed...kill it with fire! lol 5L


FREEDOM -


TAGS: the first ride on your bike spoilt by the police
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by vader

R.S.Jake - March 18, 2010, 10:49 am
They should be worn, but not mandatory in every state. Go to Idaho, you can get your self killed leaglly there! :)
Cloudchaser - March 17, 2010, 11:40 pm
Helmets are like seatbelts. There is no logical reason to not wear one.


NO MATTER WHAT -




FIRST DATES -


TAGS: sushi first dates
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by AdmiralAckbar

forseti - September 25, 2010, 6:57 am
You guys are really really bad people! It was only one time, I was drunk and the room was pretty dark. They even call it dark room...
AdmiralAckbar - September 24, 2010, 6:00 pm
forseti, they usually become bi after they become your ex
AdmiralAckbar - September 24, 2010, 3:53 pm
Moo, rofl
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 24, 2010, 8:25 am
I'm sure one of the guys you've dated liked chicks as well........JK!
forseti - September 24, 2010, 2:19 am
Where can I get a bi Ex??
hootizz - September 24, 2010, 1:59 am
This is BRILLIANT..!! a keeper for sure...
Faceplant31 - September 23, 2010, 11:57 pm
Excellent akbar. 5L
agdaniele - September 23, 2010, 11:34 pm
Game on indeed! 5L!


DON'T YOU HATE IT -


TAGS: the first time you talked the first time you walked and the first time you
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

rerun - January 20, 2010, 7:55 pm

Ouch....I still live in Texas. I have a horse, just need more quarters to start it.
GreyScorpion - January 20, 2010, 7:49 pm
p.s. congrats to your new a**ignment. gonna need a fast horse to herd the cats
GreyScorpion - January 20, 2010, 7:47 pm
I lived in Texas then ;)
rerun - January 20, 2010, 7:42 pm

GS - I had no idea you were from the deep, deep south
GreyScorpion - January 20, 2010, 7:40 pm
I distinctly remember what her mother said whan she caught us....Baaaaa! 5L


PREMIUM QUALITY -


TAGS: premium quality heineken beer thirsty
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by ronsart

essence - April 19, 2010, 5:32 pm
Heineken, I'd rather have a Grolsch or a Guinness...
RON - July 8, 2009, 8:27 pm
Thanks MR.AGD!
agdaniele - July 8, 2009, 8:20 pm
As a Guinness wh***, I still respect everyone's loyalty to any beer... that's the bond. But the spelling nazi in me...
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 8, 2009, 8:07 am
hey "no use" if you're gonna suck up to Aggy, you should try to spell Guinness correctly.
a name of no use - July 8, 2009, 4:54 am
eh, I'm a Guiness man.
RONSART - July 8, 2009, 3:15 am
Thx Mr. BoneCD...everyone doing a beer poster of their favorite...thought this would be nice...sure makes me thirsty and needing some lovin...*sweetheart, com here for a few minutes!* Love my Wife...good woman and smiles alot..lol
bonecd - July 7, 2009, 11:32 pm
If you were a woman I'd marry you!...5 Poodles here Ron


YOU NEVER FORGET -




HAMMERHEAD SHARKS -




THIRST -




MY FIRST CAR - We never got on well So I took it out back and shot it




FIRST CEDAR FORK RIVER -


TAGS: first cedar fork river baptisism
Rating: 2.61/5

More motifakes by ronsart

aesop's folly - October 24, 2009, 1:46 pm
now ph**oshop some ***bs on
CANADA - August 16, 2009, 2:48 pm
but you gota work for this one
AussieLad - August 16, 2009, 6:14 am
just not funny


AIRSOFT - Get your taste of killing...without the death.




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